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Bruce Demotivational Poster


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.41/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.48/5

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test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:07 pm
test
Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homo***uality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-*** relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm

lolz


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

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Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


Two and a Half Men in a Bar -


TAGS: bruce jenner caitlyn jenner pain
Rating: 4.38/5

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faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:14 pm
4.39 (since half myk brain is missing I should have done less!!!)
MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:51 pm
I'd give it a 5 but half my brain is apparently missing so I have to give it a...er...6.1 right?
mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:04 pm
Hey, Emilio, is your last name pronounced 'dump'? Just checkin' . . .
EmilioDumphque - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
I notice that none of the gals are giving it five. Perhaps if you repeated it slower...
concern3 - June 3, 2015, 3:11 am
Fantastic a 5er
Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 11:15 pm
Wow! Just Wow! x5
GaryO - June 2, 2015, 10:19 pm
whoooo yeah, 5/fav
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 6:01 pm
LOL x 5


NO BRUCE, - you are most definitely not what Willis was talkin bout




the road less traveled -


TAGS: bruce jenner trans
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 9:59 am
Did they rename the street after Ms Lorena threw it out the window?
mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:56 am
Guess he doesn't have to excel in sports anymore to prove he's a man! LOL! That problem is solved! 5 LOL lions, RL!
GaryO - May 12, 2015, 11:39 pm
whoa
Greybeard - May 12, 2015, 10:49 pm
Hahahaha. 5LMAO. I wish I could vote for this poster 100 more times :) :)


BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!


TAGS: bruce cambell evil dead movie s
Rating: 2.08/5

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CRaSH - April 2, 2009, 4:28 pm
Bruce Campbell has NO weaknesses.


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris bruce lee
Rating: 2.64/5

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mike - August 7, 2009, 1:09 pm
its because chuck norris didnt have a beard.. with a beard chuck would trash him
Lord Loss - July 15, 2009, 1:40 pm
He may be dead, but his legacy lives on. Chuck Norris will never live down his defeat.


NO TIME -


TAGS: day mirror bruce lee
Rating: 4.13/5

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gas - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
agree, great one sho!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:57 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!




BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!




HIPSTER BRUCE LEE - "I had Skill Level Asian Before it was popular." "I'm with the White Lotus, you've probably never heard of them."




BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.


TAGS: bruce lee no think feel
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!


CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!


that darn cat -


TAGS: bruce lee cat scratch
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 7:04 pm

Nice one, Vilnius. Made me LOL~~


SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut


TAGS: squirrel bruce lee martial super peanut
Rating: 2.4/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:43 am
in witch he will be taken down by Chip Morris


WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink


TAGS: bruce lee drink water
Rating: 2.32/5

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Derek - September 6, 2010, 5:58 pm
- and Leonidas's


CHUCK NORRIS - the only one who defeated him is dead rest in peace Mr. Lee




BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay


TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

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randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?


IMMORTALITY - The genius to move others long after you yourself have stopped moving.




BRUCE LEE -




F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!




DID YOU KNOW - The groundbreaking CGI in 1972 that makes Bruce Lee appear to beat up Chuck Norris scaled for inflation is more costly then the GDP of France


TAGS: chuck bruce fact
Rating: 2.42/5

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metalgecko - April 16, 2011, 2:06 pm
Bull! Everybody knows Bruce Lee was the greater. Thats why he died..because there was nothing left for him after that battle was won.


We Learned More -


TAGS: no surrender bruce springsteen school
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2013, 10:42 am
Hey The Boss .


Bruce Willis -




BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.


TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you


BRUCE WILLIS - He's Da Man !!


TAGS: bruce willis
Rating: 4.19/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:13 pm
You can add CIA "Wet Works" Agent from "RED" 2011


See Other People -




Bruce Allen and son -




BRUCE WILLIS -


TAGS: bruce
Rating: 3.18/5

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IS HE CONSTIPATED, SON? - what looks like a mild obstruction to one man means death at the hands of the dragon for another




SENSE - This picture makes none.


TAGS: i mean really is bruce willis going to shoot the rat or ratatouille
Rating: 2.7/5

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LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:53 am
Wanting to shoot Michael Moore and rescue the rat makes perfect sense. Yippeekiyay b****ez!
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:51 am
epic ph**oshop fail
mmmBingSoo - November 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a shoop u cant make a sense poster about a shoop


TODAY - Even Bruce Willis will fail.


TAGS: try to walk across this with no shoes on bruce
Rating: 2.3/5

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Zed - September 11, 2009, 10:54 pm
If he drinks enough of those, he can, 'cause he won't bloody care!
Spencer, Ray - September 11, 2009, 8:34 pm
cuz in die hard he walked across broken glass, only this tiem it will be bigger!


= THE A-TEAM = - I am not sure i want to hire them.


TAGS: a team bruce willis ice cube woody hannibal face howling mad murdock a team remake rnr
Rating: 1.59/5

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Ag218 - March 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
They are. But wait till you see what Woody brings with him to the party. You'll love it!
barockeva - January 8, 2009, 7:19 am
They're not seriously dumb enough to try and remake the A team, are they?


Boy Toy -


TAGS: bruce jenner barbie plastic fake
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - October 1, 2016, 10:58 am
Janet Jackson is missing from this ph**o, she is all plastic.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2016, 8:36 pm
how is bruce going these days?
MissPriss - September 29, 2016, 7:23 pm
Guess Ken would fit the poster too teehee.
JesusWept - September 29, 2016, 1:15 pm
^^^^^Up


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Transjenner -




That face you make when... -




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